Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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