my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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