That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Your penis caused this!
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