i don't like sucking hair
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
