I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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