it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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