No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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