No, drunk sperm still make babies.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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