I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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