you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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