belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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