somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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