Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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