I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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