ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.