I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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