sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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