yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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