the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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