Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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