this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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