Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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