so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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