just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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