turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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