why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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