like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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