Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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