awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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