would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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