Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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