THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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