Me. At least after what I've been through.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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