im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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