the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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