At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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