He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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