As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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