butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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