Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize