Jerry, you need to find god
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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