I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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