you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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