Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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