Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
