Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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