WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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