Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
