we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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