He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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