Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize