how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize