sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Randomize
