Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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